Reposted on archive binge (can you tell I wrote this just after “WALL-E” was released?)
(TUNE: “Put On Your Sunday Clothes” from “Hello Dolly” by Jerry Herman)
Out there … there’s a frozen pair of buttocks …
Now you’re gonna catch some hell from Unity …
They fell from Unity …
Out there … there’s a body part she’s missing …
When I see it, I’ll believe it, Unity …
Retrieve it, Unity!
Put on your weekend buttocks when you want to play,
Put on your dancing feet and party boobs …
We went out searching for the missing Guards all day;
Our failure shows
We can’t trust your nose
As our mission goes
Down the tubes!
Put in your party stomach that’s designed for snacks,
A special liver custom-made for booze …
She’ll swap her thighs,
Add her bedroom eyes,
Then she’ll realize
And say “What!”
Gotta wait until she finds her weekend butt!
“Indefatigable” doesn’t mean “limitless durability”. There’s a difference, Sweetheart!
Reposted on archive binge (can you tell I wrote this just after “WALL-E” was released?)
(TUNE: “Put On Your Sunday Clothes” from “Hello Dolly” by Jerry Herman)
Out there … there’s a frozen pair of buttocks …
Now you’re gonna catch some hell from Unity …
They fell from Unity …
Out there … there’s a body part she’s missing …
When I see it, I’ll believe it, Unity …
Retrieve it, Unity!
Put on your weekend buttocks when you want to play,
Put on your dancing feet and party boobs …
We went out searching for the missing Guards all day;
Our failure shows
We can’t trust your nose
As our mission goes
Down the tubes!
Put in your party stomach that’s designed for snacks,
A special liver custom-made for booze …
She’ll swap her thighs,
Add her bedroom eyes,
Then she’ll realize
And say “What!”
Gotta wait until she finds her weekend butt!