In which Sweetheart takes command of an entire hostile superteam by virtue of being the only one who cared enough to show up when the org chart was getting revised, and also by pouncing on them.
“You figured you throw your weight around and he’d do what you wanted. I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but you don’t weigh that much.”
— Amaroq, No Evil #027: ‘Dangerous Host’
And the powers of the Canada Goose, which clearly include flight, may also include super-light bone structure, and a clear recognition of predators. (Of course, any Canada Goose I’ve ever known is not remotely scared of anything…
Don’t rampage. Sweetheart’s bad enough at rampages that swapping to a rampage will make her less effective. Call it a sequence of rapid takedowns instead, or another name.
YOU GO YOU BARKING CUPCAKE!
Proactive management!
It’s easy to forget sometimes that under all that anal retentiveness and crippling insecurity is a genetically-engineered super-soldier.
EXCELLENT.
Also, now wondering if superhero hierarchies in this universe are generally decided by who can deliver the best heroic quip.
In AG-I they probably are.
And thus is established the power of a good flow chart! ^_^
Thumbs up!
In which Sweetheart takes command of an entire hostile superteam by virtue of being the only one who cared enough to show up when the org chart was getting revised, and also by pouncing on them.
She knocked the CAPS out of her.
Good one. 🙂
Indeed.
“You figured you throw your weight around and he’d do what you wanted. I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but you don’t weigh that much.”
— Amaroq, No Evil #027: ‘Dangerous Host’
This works, up until the point where Goose Girl realises that Sweetheart isn’t all that heavy.
Being Goose Girl, this could take a while.
It’s entirely possible that Goose Girl has been successfully dominated.
Ever had a 100 lb dog sit on your chest? You ain’t getting up quickly.
And Sweetheart is only a little smaller than HT, who’s a freaking tiger. She isn’t a lightweight XD
And the powers of the Canada Goose, which clearly include flight, may also include super-light bone structure, and a clear recognition of predators. (Of course, any Canada Goose I’ve ever known is not remotely scared of anything…
Neither is HT. Except for Sweetheart!
Called it! Watch out, folks, Sweetheart’s on the job!
RAMPAGE FOR JUSTICE.
Don’t rampage. Sweetheart’s bad enough at rampages that swapping to a rampage will make her less effective. Call it a sequence of rapid takedowns instead, or another name.
I’m personally favoring “high-speed paring of the mission’s org chart through violence.”
Or a a skilled knack for taking effective advantage of bureaucratic heirarchy. (Oooh, lots of syllables!)
Knocking Goose Girl over and standing on her -was- the rampage, in its entirety.
YES! Go Sweetheart!
Barking Cupcake suspects who is responsible for all this
I swear my next dog is going to be named Barking Cupcake
Let this be a lessonto those that would disrespect Org Charts.
Easy to forget Sweetheart was designed (physically) to be a killing machine.
To paraphrase Eric Flint, as long as we can keep her from thinking, she’s unstoppable.
Now that’s what I call becoming top dog!
Canadian Goose vs Canadian Super Dog. Why does Canada have all the coolest super hero fights in this verse?
Sweetheart’s slogan: “Hey, I’m more effective than I look. . . .”
I suppose Cinderblock’s hack was less than effective.
Yeah! Who’s your puppy?
Wait, why am I rooting for a dog, nyao?
In the grand order of animals, dogs and cats can agree, never trust a bird.
People keep forgetting that cute fluffy doggies have less-cute, non-fluffy fangs.
And that sled dogs are bred to push off their hind legs with a lot of force.
sweetheart knocked the capital letters right out of her!
Pithy, bureaucracy-oriented quips: Sweetheart’s true superpower.