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2019-12-09

by shaenon on December 9, 2019 at 12:01 am
Chapter: A Life in the Woods
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  1. Towering Barbarian
    December 9, 2019, 12:05 am | # | Reply

    Fair enough, Miss Eris! I consider that a good start. ^_^

  2. Robert Nowall
    December 9, 2019, 12:08 am | # | Reply

    Only if they’re not very wet.

  3. awgiedawgie
    December 9, 2019, 12:09 am | # | Reply

    Oh, good… someone remembered to bring a flamethrower!

    • Candace
      December 10, 2019, 12:40 am | # | Reply

      Unfortunately, it doesn’t appear to be very effective. Maybe Unity’s flamethrower is special. Scratch that, if Unity is wielding a weapon, any weapon, she probably automatically gets at least a +1 to hit, and +10 on damage. Because she’s Unity, yo!

      • awgiedawgie
        December 10, 2019, 12:47 am | # | Reply

        If Unity’s wielding anything. Remember how dangerous she is with simple garden tools?

  4. Doug Relyea
    December 9, 2019, 12:09 am | # | Reply

    From the Fire to the Frying Pan by way of the Emergency Exit gun?

    • Candace
      December 10, 2019, 12:41 am | # | Reply

      Well-played, sir, well-played!

  5. BMunro
    December 9, 2019, 12:15 am | # | Reply

    I wonder if the earlier clone was more flammable or it’s just that the bathroom incinerator was more powerful?

    • Marisa Mockery
      December 9, 2019, 12:55 am | # | Reply

      It’s an A-Sig trap. That bathroom incinerator was definitely as hot as the sun, a lil flamethrower can’t compete

  6. casimir
    December 9, 2019, 12:49 am | # | Reply

    …really can’t be smelling too good in there!

    • tyersome
      December 9, 2019, 1:14 am | # | Reply

      Why? — I think this would make a divine smell …

      • BMunro
        December 9, 2019, 4:05 am | # | Reply

        I’m sure most of us enjoy the smell of a well-roasted bear, but aside from the fact that it is composed mostly of swamp vegetation rather than bear meat and fat, they didn’t take the hair off.

        • awgiedawgie
          December 9, 2019, 11:47 am | # | Reply

          Yeah, bears smell awful to begin with (if one walks through your front yard, the smell lingers for hours), plus this one was zombified (i.e. already dead and rotting), PLUS they didn’t take the hair off.

          • Candace
            December 10, 2019, 12:48 am | #

            Yeah, burning hair is pretty much never a good smell.

  7. David B Huber
    December 9, 2019, 1:20 am | # | Reply

    Who needs an “Emergency Exit Gun” when Tip has his mojo?

    Or perhaps Eyeball Razor Chimps to the rescue!

  8. Jonathan Fisher
    December 9, 2019, 2:16 am | # | Reply

    Is the fire deliberately made to resemble the “deep fried meme” color palette? I’m sorry if it sounds snarky, it’s just what came to mind, and I don’t know if it is idiocy or genius, or wherethe genidiocy is coming from, me or you.

  9. Merle
    December 9, 2019, 10:04 am | # | Reply

    Technically, any gun can be an “Emergency Exit Gun” if it’s energetic enough.

    • David B Huber
      December 9, 2019, 9:47 pm | # | Reply

      Perhaps this situation will require Tip to deploy Bob?

  10. Robert Nowall
    December 9, 2019, 10:57 am | # | Reply

    They’re scared of flame,
    For obvious reasons.
    And they see that it’s scary
    With things getting hairy around them,
    And their mission in vain.

    She got too fresh
    With Gentle Persuasion.
    With a hop and a sizzle
    It was all a big fizzle returned.
    Only they’re getting burned.

    And Lieutenant Eris said,
    It’s a plant, yeah, inside a bear,
    And she’s a girl who likes to fry.
    So she fired up and aimed,
    And cut loose with all that flame,
    And used her tool to cause them all to die.

    They see the rest.
    It’s a bad, bad problem.
    If she’d gone a bit slower
    With that dreadful flamethrower a-lightened,
    Since they’re frightened of flame,
    Since they’re frightened of flame,
    Since they’re frightened of flame!

    —from “Flame,” Neil Diamond.

  11. pdp15
    December 9, 2019, 1:35 pm | # | Reply

    A special award for the colorist today!

    • c
      December 9, 2019, 8:25 pm | # | Reply

      Notion seconded!

  12. Frank
    December 9, 2019, 2:34 pm | # | Reply

    An Emergency Exit gun? What is this, Rick and Morty?

  13. Shadowmehr
    December 9, 2019, 9:04 pm | # | Reply

    Okay, obviously Lt. Eris was imagining that this was “the Thing”, but neglected to consider that they were not in an Antarctic environment where the flames couldn’t spread easily.

    • Neuron Mist
      December 9, 2019, 11:47 pm | # | Reply

      One problem at a time.

      Unrelated, I find the zombear’s redeath throes in the third panel oddly endearing.

  14. MyaApplesauce
    February 15, 2020, 6:27 pm | # | Reply

    I don’t think there are any Portal guns here.

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