Unfortunately, it doesn’t appear to be very effective. Maybe Unity’s flamethrower is special. Scratch that, if Unity is wielding a weapon, any weapon, she probably automatically gets at least a +1 to hit, and +10 on damage. Because she’s Unity, yo!
I’m sure most of us enjoy the smell of a well-roasted bear, but aside from the fact that it is composed mostly of swamp vegetation rather than bear meat and fat, they didn’t take the hair off.
Yeah, bears smell awful to begin with (if one walks through your front yard, the smell lingers for hours), plus this one was zombified (i.e. already dead and rotting), PLUS they didn’t take the hair off.
Is the fire deliberately made to resemble the “deep fried meme” color palette? I’m sorry if it sounds snarky, it’s just what came to mind, and I don’t know if it is idiocy or genius, or wherethe genidiocy is coming from, me or you.
They’re scared of flame,
For obvious reasons.
And they see that it’s scary
With things getting hairy around them,
And their mission in vain.
She got too fresh
With Gentle Persuasion.
With a hop and a sizzle
It was all a big fizzle returned.
Only they’re getting burned.
And Lieutenant Eris said,
It’s a plant, yeah, inside a bear,
And she’s a girl who likes to fry.
So she fired up and aimed,
And cut loose with all that flame,
And used her tool to cause them all to die.
They see the rest.
It’s a bad, bad problem.
If she’d gone a bit slower
With that dreadful flamethrower a-lightened,
Since they’re frightened of flame,
Since they’re frightened of flame,
Since they’re frightened of flame!
Okay, obviously Lt. Eris was imagining that this was “the Thing”, but neglected to consider that they were not in an Antarctic environment where the flames couldn’t spread easily.
Fair enough, Miss Eris! I consider that a good start. ^_^
Only if they’re not very wet.
Oh, good… someone remembered to bring a flamethrower!
Unfortunately, it doesn’t appear to be very effective. Maybe Unity’s flamethrower is special. Scratch that, if Unity is wielding a weapon, any weapon, she probably automatically gets at least a +1 to hit, and +10 on damage. Because she’s Unity, yo!
If Unity’s wielding anything. Remember how dangerous she is with simple garden tools?
From the Fire to the Frying Pan by way of the Emergency Exit gun?
Well-played, sir, well-played!
I wonder if the earlier clone was more flammable or it’s just that the bathroom incinerator was more powerful?
It’s an A-Sig trap. That bathroom incinerator was definitely as hot as the sun, a lil flamethrower can’t compete
…really can’t be smelling too good in there!
Why? — I think this would make a divine smell …
I’m sure most of us enjoy the smell of a well-roasted bear, but aside from the fact that it is composed mostly of swamp vegetation rather than bear meat and fat, they didn’t take the hair off.
Yeah, bears smell awful to begin with (if one walks through your front yard, the smell lingers for hours), plus this one was zombified (i.e. already dead and rotting), PLUS they didn’t take the hair off.
Yeah, burning hair is pretty much never a good smell.
Who needs an “Emergency Exit Gun” when Tip has his mojo?
Or perhaps Eyeball Razor Chimps to the rescue!
Is the fire deliberately made to resemble the “deep fried meme” color palette? I’m sorry if it sounds snarky, it’s just what came to mind, and I don’t know if it is idiocy or genius, or wherethe genidiocy is coming from, me or you.
Technically, any gun can be an “Emergency Exit Gun” if it’s energetic enough.
Perhaps this situation will require Tip to deploy Bob?
They’re scared of flame,
For obvious reasons.
And they see that it’s scary
With things getting hairy around them,
And their mission in vain.
She got too fresh
With Gentle Persuasion.
With a hop and a sizzle
It was all a big fizzle returned.
Only they’re getting burned.
And Lieutenant Eris said,
It’s a plant, yeah, inside a bear,
And she’s a girl who likes to fry.
So she fired up and aimed,
And cut loose with all that flame,
And used her tool to cause them all to die.
They see the rest.
It’s a bad, bad problem.
If she’d gone a bit slower
With that dreadful flamethrower a-lightened,
Since they’re frightened of flame,
Since they’re frightened of flame,
Since they’re frightened of flame!
—from “Flame,” Neil Diamond.
A special award for the colorist today!
Notion seconded!
An Emergency Exit gun? What is this, Rick and Morty?
Okay, obviously Lt. Eris was imagining that this was “the Thing”, but neglected to consider that they were not in an Antarctic environment where the flames couldn’t spread easily.
One problem at a time.
Unrelated, I find the zombear’s redeath throes in the third panel oddly endearing.