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2015-01-12

by shaenon on January 12, 2015 at 12:01 am
Chapter: Mixed-Up Files
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  1. Miyaa
    January 12, 2015, 12:57 am | # | Reply

    Damn it, now I’m hungry for some IKEA Swedish Meatballs. I better go before I get bitten by a benevolent moose.

  2. Eddurd
    January 12, 2015, 12:58 am | # | Reply

    You know, I had a good filk for yesterday, but domestic duties got in the way and I couldn’t get it posted until late in the evening. Go back a day if you want to see.

    Anyway, here’s today’s tune:

    (TUNE: “Pinball Wizard”, The Who)

    Each time I tried to rampage, I’d stumble and I’d fall!
    I couldn’t be destructive! I couldn’t rage at all!
    But now I’ve gone and flattened an old abandoned mall …
    That nice Akron lady, she gave me a hot meatball!

    I didn’t want to help them! I didn’t aim to please!
    But they were glad I’d saved them the demolition fees!
    They said, “Let’s have a potluck, down at the Legion Hall!”
    That nice Akron lady, she gave me a hot meatball!

     I got a meatball platter!
     For words, I’m at a loss!
     A meatball platter
     With ma-ri-na-ra sauce!

      How does the drone digest it?
      I don’t know!
      You’ll gunk up the works!

    I think I’ve found my calling! I think I’ve found my place!
    I’ll rampage for the public, and then I’ll stuff my face!
    I’m fuch an innofator, so cuffig-edge and all …
    That nice Akron lady, she gave me a hot meatball!

     Well, I thought I made
     A rampage full of fail …
     But if I could, I would
     Wag my body’s tail!

    • Tom Flapwell
      January 12, 2015, 10:38 am | # | Reply

      Very good. I just expected you to try “Only You,” given the first panel.

  3. Jay
    January 12, 2015, 1:13 am | # | Reply

    Given A-Sig’s motives, I reckon a benevolent rampage is going to get the straightjacket treatment faster than any other kind. Go Sweetheart!

    • Shadowmehr
      January 12, 2015, 12:48 pm | # | Reply

      Seconded. Given what we know of their plans, a constructive madgirl actually known by the public would set them back years. They’d lock her in solitary before she’d infect the rest of the mads.

  4. Frank Hightower
    January 12, 2015, 1:21 am | # | Reply

    Sweetheart wants to do Random acts of construction?

    • Michael
      January 12, 2015, 5:18 am | # | Reply

      Good Lord! Freefall is still running? I forgot all about them! Now I’m going to have to reread it all….

      • bellringer187868
        January 12, 2015, 3:24 pm | # | Reply

        Do – second best use of time except for the Narbonic archives

  5. Barking Monkey
    January 12, 2015, 6:29 am | # | Reply

    Seems more like Moustachios rampage so far…

  6. Delta Echo
    January 12, 2015, 6:37 am | # | Reply

    And the best part is Unity’s look of baffled dissapointment.

  7. Robert Nowall
    January 12, 2015, 7:22 am | # | Reply

    I’d say, “This, too, shall pass,” but with this drone, you never know…and maybe you don’t want to know…

  8. rylen
    January 12, 2015, 12:36 pm | # | Reply

    I wonder if anyone is trying to drug her.

  9. Stig
    January 12, 2015, 6:22 pm | # | Reply

    She should ask for a doggie bag of those.

    • Ron Armstrong
      January 12, 2015, 11:53 pm | # | Reply

      Doogie Bag?”
      Stig,go to your room!
      ;>D

    • oneuniverse2
      January 13, 2015, 3:26 pm | # | Reply

      Don’t you think she’d be barking up the wrong tree in this situation?

  10. WJS
    July 25, 2019, 2:23 pm | # | Reply

    I really do find it hard to believe that a droid built for infiltration actually can’t eat. That’s even more suspicious than not going to the bathroom (which we know that the droid can do).

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