Skin Horse

Discussion (15) ¬

1. 
   Dave

   February 4, 2013, 12:52 am | # | Reply

   Nick, show some respect? That’s like asking Unity to show some restraint!
2. 
   BarGamer

   February 4, 2013, 1:16 am | # | Reply

   I’m not getting the last panel. Then again, most of the word substitutions fly over my head.

   • 
     jdreyfuss

     February 4, 2013, 4:02 am | # | Reply

     Take out the ‘R.’ That was my thought, at least.

     • 
       Danny in Canada

       February 4, 2013, 4:30 am | # | Reply

       “He’s got a lot of courage. …. he’s got a lot of CROCK”
     • 
       woozy

       February 5, 2013, 7:59 pm | # | Reply

       Still don’t get it. “He’s got a lot of courage … of COCK!”

       ???

       I mean I know what he’s *trying* to do I’m just not getting his way of arriving there.
3. 
   Andrew

   February 4, 2013, 1:56 am | # | Reply

   A banging grass hill gives no crocks.
4. 
   John Campbell

   February 4, 2013, 2:28 am | # | Reply

   Dude, Nick… this is not how you win points with the lady.

   • 
     Jacob Haller

     February 4, 2013, 6:07 am | # | Reply

     Nick is who he is, and if you don’t like it, then that’s his problem! And also possibly yours, I suppose.

     • 
       John Campbell

       February 4, 2013, 4:18 pm | # | Reply

       My point was more that if Virginia doesn’t like it, Nick might want to consider that a problem.
5. 
   Eddurd

   February 4, 2013, 3:35 am | # | Reply

   (TUNE: “Rag Doll”, The Four Seasons)

   Now on Mendoza we rely to save the day!
   He will survive ’cause he’s so strong and brave and gay!
   He’s a … grass hill!
   What a … grass hill!
   Yeah, that fighting geek
   Learned from ancient “Greek”!

   Now Nick, be nice! Take my advice and please don’t scoff!
   Vir-gin-ia’s not turned on, so she’ll just turn you off!
   For that … grass hill,
   Flaming … grass hill,
   Cleans the zombies’ clock
   ‘Cause he’s full of crock!

     Ooooo-oo-oo-oo-oo …
     That hill of grass will hold the pass!
6. 
   Mental Mouse

   February 4, 2013, 5:55 am | # | Reply

   And of course, now he can’t warn her when something nasty shows up, or a new label….

   • 
     davidbreslin101

     February 4, 2013, 9:55 am | # | Reply

     “Slagpile-fracking crocodiles!”
     “Hush now, Nick.”
     “No, seriously, slagpile-fracking crocodiles!”
7. 
   Robert The Addled

   February 4, 2013, 3:05 pm | # | Reply

   Makes me think of my Navy days – Say what you mean – punctuate w/ a smart-remark. A habit I still maintian today w/people I get along well with.
8. 
   Bad Onion

   February 4, 2013, 11:37 pm | # | Reply

   I’m pretty sure I’ve only ever seen the “…OF COCK” joke on one website: the A.V. Club. Is Nick a regular poster there?
9. 
   JET73L

   February 26, 2015, 7:41 am | # | Reply

   He is, as her people say, [CROCK]strong and headsure. …or is it the other way around?