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2013-07-12

by shaenon on July 12, 2013 at 12:00 am
Chapter: My House Is Me
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  1. Norman
    July 12, 2013, 1:04 am | # | Reply

    For burns, you want to be in a waterbed, Stranger in a Strange Land style. But how do you get a pea under the mattress of a waterbed?

    • OddManOut
      July 12, 2013, 1:09 am | # | Reply

      Well, you place it there before filling the mattress I would suppose. Or, if you’re this group, you make some sort of beaver dig through the frame of the waterbed to deposit it afterwards.

    • Wayne Zombie
      July 12, 2013, 11:57 am | # | Reply

      Step 1: Hire Gru
      Step 2: Shrink Ray
      Step 3: Place Pea
      Step 4: Wait
      Step 5: Profit!
      Step 6: THERE IS NO step 6.
      Step 7: No Poofters!

      That concludes the reading of the steps. Bruce?

      • drbrain
        July 12, 2013, 4:41 pm | # | Reply

        tip’s a poofter.

        • Wayne Zombie
          July 14, 2013, 1:12 pm | # | Reply

          Which might disqualify him from a position teaching philosophy at the University of Woolamaloo, but otherwise he’s alright in my book. And technically he’s not a poofter, he’s a bi cross-dresser.

  2. Mike Farren
    July 12, 2013, 2:16 am | # | Reply

    No, no – for *this* group, that beaver would be leaving a pee, not a pea.

  3. Eddurd
    July 12, 2013, 7:56 am | # | Reply

    (TUNE: “Let It Be”, The Beatles)

    Now we’re at the end of princess training,
    There’s a final test for me …
    Underneath the bedding,
    There’s a pea …

    To my Whimsy friend, I’m now complaining,
    Hard to get some rest for me
    ‘Cause of blood I’m shedding,
    Not the pea …

     Not the pea, not the pea,
     Mercy me, not the pea!
     To the loo I’m heading …
     Gotta pee!

    • Andrew
      July 12, 2013, 1:33 pm | # | Reply

      Ed, I’m going to have that playing in my head all day. You will pay for this.

    • mnementh
      July 12, 2013, 11:47 pm | # | Reply

      Curse you, Ed. :p

      mnem
      And your little frog, too.

  4. jdreyfuss
    July 12, 2013, 9:48 am | # | Reply

    Is it letting me post yet? If so, you can’t argue with results or there’s another 10 mile saunter.

  5. Dewy
    July 12, 2013, 9:59 am | # | Reply

    The pea in the bed reference seems vaguely familiar but I can’t place it.

    • OddManOut
      July 12, 2013, 10:05 am | # | Reply

      Old fairy tale about a princess proving she was royalty because she was so sensitive a single pea beneath the mattress kept her from sleeping well.

      • Wayne Zombie
        July 12, 2013, 12:00 pm | # | Reply

        Conveniently titled The Princess and the Pea, by Hans Christian Andersen.

        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_princess_and_the_pea

    • Shadowmehr
      July 12, 2013, 7:08 pm | # | Reply

      Also done in a broadway play titled Once Upon A Mattress. There, the pea was joined by enough pointy things to outfit a sports store. Which is more in tune with Tip’s situation.

  6. mickeyf
    July 12, 2013, 10:16 am | # | Reply

    Enter nightingale of Samarkand? Or Percy the pizza pig?

  7. Keiya
    July 12, 2013, 11:15 am | # | Reply

    Well, it was either that or stuff the matresses with jousting equipment.

  8. the1trueian
    July 12, 2013, 11:43 am | # | Reply

    My comment seems to of been deleted, why was my comment deleted?

    • Jeffrey C. Wells
      July 12, 2013, 3:02 pm | # | Reply

      Sorry to hear you’re having trouble commenting. I checked the “Trash” folder in the admin control panel and I don’t see any posts from you. Maybe the Internet ate it?

      • Mason
        July 12, 2013, 4:17 pm | # | Reply

        The internet does love a good meal.

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