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2020-02-04

by shaenon on February 4, 2020 at 12:01 am
Chapter: A Life in the Woods
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  1. Tiff Hudson
    February 4, 2020, 12:20 am | # | Reply

    I always wondered that about WW’s invisible airplane.

    • awgiedawgie
      February 4, 2020, 12:29 am | # | Reply

      Because it is quite distracting – no matter who you are – to see a scantily clad Amazonian war goddess (or a couple of Mad scientists) floating around in mid-air.

      • Frank
        February 4, 2020, 9:12 am | # | Reply

        especially floating sitting down. If she at least pretended to run through the air, she might not raise that many eyebrows

    • John Campbell
      February 4, 2020, 1:58 am | # | Reply

      According to the DC Adventures Heroes and Villains books, the Invisible Jet provides Wonder Woman with Flight 11.

      Also according to the DC Adventures Heroes and Villains books, Wonder Woman has, innately, Flight 11.

      • Paul
        February 4, 2020, 2:01 am | # | Reply

        To be fair, you don’t get a kick-ass cup holder naturally with Wonder Woman.

        • John Campbell
          February 4, 2020, 2:31 am | # | Reply

          Wonder Woman can totally hold a cup while kicking ass.

        • tornadominds
          February 4, 2020, 7:04 am | # | Reply

          How do you know where to find the cup holder if it’s invisible?

          • s854
            February 4, 2020, 7:10 am | #

            You don’t find the cup holder. You make it go wherever you need it to be with your mind.

          • BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
            February 9, 2020, 6:37 pm | #

            It’s the thing with your cup in it, obviously

      • Ace
        February 4, 2020, 8:25 am | # | Reply

        Is it possible that she just likes to fly in a seated position as it’s more comfortable and is trolling batman by claiming to have an invisible jet?

        • ducksandwarbler
          February 4, 2020, 9:06 am | # | Reply

          I like to think of this as my headcanon.

          • Andy4Hire
            February 4, 2020, 12:02 pm | #

            It’s mine now, too.

        • Frank
          February 4, 2020, 9:14 am | # | Reply

          But but… the little white lines in Super Friends!

        • WJS
          March 5, 2025, 3:59 pm | # | Reply

          I’ve seen a drawing of that. It’s amazing.

      • awgiedawgie
        February 4, 2020, 11:14 am | # | Reply

        The plane gives her Flight 11, but she already has Flight 11…

        So what you’re saying is that her invisible jet is… just for looks.

        • Tomn
          February 4, 2020, 4:40 pm | # | Reply

          Hey, just because you CAN break the sound barrier with your face doesn’t mean you enjoy doing so. Ever tried riding a convertible at high speed with long hair? Wonderful thing, windshields and pressurised cabins.

          • Candace
            February 5, 2020, 12:43 am | #

            Pro-tip, you’re supposed to tie your long hair back when riding in a convertible at high speeds with the top down. 😉

        • dornbeast
          February 5, 2020, 2:02 am | # | Reply

          Maybe it’s easier to carry three other people that way?

      • Zero
        October 29, 2020, 1:40 am | # | Reply

        If you could run as fast as a car, you’d probably still want to drive sometimes. Although the Flash does tend to run ludicrously long distances pretty casually, so.

        Also, that’s a consequence of the DC Adventure book trying to capture all classic elements of a character with a lot of contradictory versions.

        • maarvarq
          August 21, 2021, 9:59 am | # | Reply

          Overlooked secondary powers, e.g. for the Flash to be able to run from, say, Border Field State Park, California to Van Buren, Maine in seconds, he first has to be able to run straight from one to the other at all.

  2. Ogden Wernstrom
    February 4, 2020, 1:11 am | # | Reply

    Because the bicycles are invisible, enemy sharpshooters can neither target the hydraulics nor target the rider by shooting through the chinks. Also, you can tan while you fight crime.

    • Ogden Wernstrom
      February 4, 2020, 1:22 am | # | Reply

      So far the bicycle scientists have not sold anyone on the “tan while you fight crime” potential, not even by throwing in transparent aluminum breast plate, but they remain hopeful.

  3. Efogoto
    February 4, 2020, 4:02 am | # | Reply

    It’s a test. The recumbent is to our right.

    • Shadowmehr
      February 4, 2020, 9:10 pm | # | Reply

      How could they tell?

      • Frank
        February 4, 2020, 10:47 pm | # | Reply

        They could tell? That’s impossible!

  4. Robert Nowall
    February 4, 2020, 7:34 am | # | Reply

    “We just flew in from St. Charlie…boy are our legs tired.”

    • sweetuncleLESLIE
      February 4, 2020, 10:04 am | # | Reply

      A beautiful snarky twist. Thank you, Robert. And WW can come any way she wants to.

    • Candace
      February 5, 2020, 12:45 am | # | Reply

      Applause!

  5. Frank
    February 4, 2020, 9:15 am | # | Reply

    What’s the point of being invisible if you’re just going to shout out where you are?

    • D. Walker
      February 4, 2020, 10:03 am | # | Reply

      To be fair, humans are much worse at pinpointing via sound than via vision.

      Ever have a watch or cellphone alarm go off, and you know it’s in the room, but you can’t for the life of you figure out where exactly until you actually SEE it?

      Yeah, it’s like that. If you walked into a room while invisible and shouted, you’d alert everyone in the room that you are present, but they wouldn’t know exactly where.

      • Frank
        February 4, 2020, 10:09 am | # | Reply

        But they could just follow the speech bubble tails!

        More seriously, as has been said before, if your goal is to not get shot at, you’re still giving the other guy an indication of which direction to shoot in

    • Robert Nowall
      February 4, 2020, 5:04 pm | # | Reply

      Probably aiming the veggie ack-ack guns right now…

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