(TUNE: “Rock Around The Clock”, Bill Haley & The Comets)
She’s got Bioshock! Bioshock rocks!
Say what? Bioshock! Bioshock rocks!
It’s hot! Bioshock rocks!
She’s gonna rock … the doc … with Bioshock!
Now I’m running late,
I’ve got a date!
I’ll pick her up at half-past eight!
[CHORUS:]
We’re gonna walk and talk ’bout Bioshock!
And the door we’ll lock and boots we’ll knock!
While the nerds wanna flock to Bioshock, we’ll rock!
What a day of stress!
You’d hate it, yes!
I gotta shave and change my dress! [repeat CHORUS]
Then the girl I’ll meet,
And then we’ll eat …
(In public, we must be discreet!) [repeat CHORUS]
With the girl I’ll dine,
She’s looking fine,
And we’ll get back to her room by nine! [repeat CHORUS]
Then we’ll watch some clips
And then lock lips,
And I’ll use my trick of twisty hips! [repeat CHORUS]
being jealous of the bioshock is reasonable, but i don’t think nick either really wants the date or the bootcamp. he may like video violence, but a ten-mile mince has never been his cuppa tea, and neither has sleeping with near-strangers.
Um… has anybody else noticed that Tip’s “mirror image” isn’t a mirror image? He’s putting makeup under his left eye – but a mirror image would make it look like his right eye. It’s a camera image, not a mirror image.
…OK, now that’s just MEAN.
*snerk* Poor Nick.
Nick, I respect your stance on actual violence as opposed to pretend violence. Still, this one time no one would blame you for roughing him up a bit.
Bearing mind that Tip could probably kick Nick’s ass if he needed to.
Given the actual composition of Nick’s new body, that would be… complex.
Tip can be extremely effective in a fight, yes, but he’s still flesh and blood. Nick, mostly, isn’t.
Get him, Nick! : D
We need to hear Sander Cohen singing the world of love song.
“Uhhh… Tip, where were you meeting that actress again?”
“Around the corner at the cafe…”
*ZZZZZZZZZZZORCH!* *THUDDD*
“Uhhh, thanks princess. I owe you one.”
*CreakTHUMPclick of door closing*
*Tip looks around*
“‘Bout damn time. I thought he’d NEVER make his move.”
mnem
And then there was one… two if you count the dog.
It could have been yours, Nick! It could have been yours!
(TUNE: “Rock Around The Clock”, Bill Haley & The Comets)
She’s got Bioshock! Bioshock rocks!
Say what? Bioshock! Bioshock rocks!
It’s hot! Bioshock rocks!
She’s gonna rock … the doc … with Bioshock!
Now I’m running late,
I’ve got a date!
I’ll pick her up at half-past eight!
[CHORUS:]
We’re gonna walk and talk ’bout Bioshock!
And the door we’ll lock and boots we’ll knock!
While the nerds wanna flock to Bioshock, we’ll rock!
What a day of stress!
You’d hate it, yes!
I gotta shave and change my dress!
[repeat CHORUS]
Then the girl I’ll meet,
And then we’ll eat …
(In public, we must be discreet!)
[repeat CHORUS]
With the girl I’ll dine,
She’s looking fine,
And we’ll get back to her room by nine!
[repeat CHORUS]
Then we’ll watch some clips
And then lock lips,
And I’ll use my trick of twisty hips!
[repeat CHORUS]
So, which Whimsey movie involves skiiing through fire?
The volcano one. :-^)
Yeah, the Bioshock line is just mean. I would not fault Nick for skinning Tip and wearing him like a suit just to see that.
With lines like these, and Nick’s current composition, steam might literally come out of the drone’s ears.
Or maybe it’s being vented out of the helicopter’s exhaust ports while the drone just makes the appropriate faces.
Hey Tip, tell Nick how he should cosplay as “Metroid” at Comicon.
To be fair, dating the voice actress isn’t part of Princess Boot Camp, it’s part of Being Tip. So it’s not part of what Nick’s missing out on.
While Princess Boot Camp may be the always-out-of-reach grapes, the date with the actress is still the retreating waters.
Hey, my comments are working again! It must have been a problem with my computer, since I cycled it last night.
being jealous of the bioshock is reasonable, but i don’t think nick either really wants the date or the bootcamp. he may like video violence, but a ten-mile mince has never been his cuppa tea, and neither has sleeping with near-strangers.
Um… has anybody else noticed that Tip’s “mirror image” isn’t a mirror image? He’s putting makeup under his left eye – but a mirror image would make it look like his right eye. It’s a camera image, not a mirror image.
I just noticed Nick’s shirt. And he is the first person that can be said to be true for. Bravo Shaenon and Jeff!