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2014-04-25

by shaenon on April 25, 2014 at 12:01 am
Chapter: The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
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  1. Batteryhorse
    April 25, 2014, 12:37 am | # | Reply

    There are more uses to the Internet than “Thundercats” porn?

    • jdreyfuss
      April 25, 2014, 7:16 am | # | Reply

      If you open your mind to the possibilities, there’s an entire universe of poorly-drawn porn based on beloved ’80s cartoons.

      • Tom Flapwell
        April 25, 2014, 2:44 pm | # | Reply

        Wanna blow your mind? Look up “Smurfette” on deviantART and see how few results are not meant to be sexy.

        • BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
          April 27, 2014, 3:29 am | # | Reply

          “meant to be” being the operative words, of course

    • Miserichord
      April 25, 2014, 1:03 pm | # | Reply

      Rule 34—”If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions”.
      Yes, there are more uses to the internet than JUST “Thundercats” porn.

    • SotiCoto
      August 22, 2014, 10:00 am | # | Reply

      I believe there are other porns on the Internet too…

      … besides, ever since the schism over how many nipples Cheetara has, the Thundercats porn has taken a back-seat to in-fighting. Plus the divide between Classic Thundercats and 2011 Thundercats.

  2. Jay Eff
    April 25, 2014, 2:06 am | # | Reply

    (Imagines Moustachio filled with bright orange cheese-flavored popcorn)

  3. orcurrentresident
    April 25, 2014, 2:44 am | # | Reply

    Also bonuses.

  4. dromeda
    April 25, 2014, 3:10 am | # | Reply

    Does anyone else find it faintly disturbing that Moustachio can lapse back into rampage-font?

    • Rex Vivat
      April 25, 2014, 2:23 pm | # | Reply

      Oh yes. First thing I thought after reading this.

    • Shadowmehr
      April 25, 2014, 6:56 pm | # | Reply

      Thirded, and motion carries. He may not have reset all the way last time.

      What would a steampunk robot do with an elaborate popcorn tin anyway? Maybe he has a way of turning the tin itself into new parts, and just waits for his office mates to finish off the popcorn for him. (Either that, or there’s a closet full of empty tins somewhere in Annex One.)

  5. Andrew
    April 25, 2014, 4:34 am | # | Reply

    Better alert Topsy’s.

  6. matt w
    April 25, 2014, 6:23 am | # | Reply

    I am mentally inserting a dash into “Loop-holes,” and it pleases me.

    (Perhaps the term for what I am inserting is hyphen. That would not please me as much.)

    (It also might be because I was just rereading an Alice Munro book with a story called “Deep-holes.” Plug for Alice Munro! She just won the Nobel Prize ‘n’at and is also awesome!)

    • mickeyf
      April 25, 2014, 11:19 am | # | Reply

      re-reading.

      • matt w
        April 28, 2014, 6:04 am | # | Reply

        *I’m* not a Victorian office robot.

        …not most days.

  7. GammarayCanon
    April 25, 2014, 6:40 am | # | Reply

    For a moment there, I thought both speech bubbles were coming from Moustachio. Now that’s disturbing.

    • xiombrag
      April 25, 2014, 10:12 am | # | Reply

      Me, too. Took a second “wait, what” readthru before I got it. 🙂

  8. Eddurd
    April 25, 2014, 6:47 am | # | Reply

    (TUNE: “Jimmy Crack Corn”, traditional)

    This morning, here at Annex One,
    We must work hard, no time for fun!
    If we complete our tasks today …
    We just might get a raise in pay!

     [CHORUS:]
      Thundercats porn, I just don’t care!
      Thundercats porn, I just don’t care!
      Thundercats porn, I just don’t care!
      I’m gonna earn a raise!

    Before she went to Supersede,
    Our leader gave us news to heed …
    Though temporarily away,
    When she comes back, she’ll raise our pay!
     [repeat CHORUS]

    Though paid by seniority …
    It seems a loophole there might be!
    She’ll edit each one’s dossier …
    To up our grade and raise our pay!
     [repeat CHORUS]

    Moustachio desires to win
    Deluxe pop-corn assortment tin!
    Ignore those websites, so risque …
    A buck a day, I’ll raise my pay!
     [repeat CHORUS]

    • Andrew
      April 25, 2014, 7:31 am | # | Reply

      Damn it, Ed! Now I have the voice of Bugs Bunny singing that! You’ve ruined my childhood!

      • Becky
        April 25, 2014, 12:10 pm | # | Reply

        He could have gone Avenue Q: The Internet is for Porn.

  9. Dave
    April 25, 2014, 7:02 am | # | Reply

    Which is Unity’s “favorite” Thundercat?

    • Tom Flapwell
      April 25, 2014, 2:43 pm | # | Reply

      I’m guessing Snarf.

  10. jdreyfuss
    April 25, 2014, 7:20 am | # | Reply

    I’m starting to get worried about M’s obsession with popcorn samplers. Was popcorn a luxury 160 years ago or does he just really like the tins?

    • Nan
      April 25, 2014, 7:42 am | # | Reply

      In point of fact it was a luxury 160 years ago!

    • Burning
      April 25, 2014, 8:02 am | # | Reply

      S’gotta be the tin.

  11. Andrew
    April 25, 2014, 7:33 am | # | Reply

    Popcorn, no. Carmel popcorn, no. Cheesy sprinkled popcorn, yes.

  12. robertnowall
    April 25, 2014, 12:52 pm | # | Reply

    I was thinking “romance.” A deluxe popcorn assortment tin might not look so bad to him…

  13. Dungeonmaster Jim
    April 25, 2014, 2:52 pm | # | Reply

    *Puts on Carnack turban*
    *Places envelope to forehead.*
    “THUNDERCATS HO!”
    *Opens envelope*
    What’s Chetara’s job description?”

    (Sorry)

    • Eddurd
      April 25, 2014, 4:18 pm | # | Reply

      DM Jim, you just made me bust out laughing in the men’s room at work. Lovely echo in here.

    • Sheik
      April 25, 2014, 5:20 pm | # | Reply

      Lurch said it best.

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