My first thought was “well, why didn’t you use it when it could have been useful” but perhaps his telekinesis isn’t really powerful enough for anything beyond administering admonitory bitchslaps.
Tomorrow my day will be made somewhat better as I indulge my mind in little fantasies concerning telekinetic bitchslaps and the hellish slacker I work with my coworker. Gotta think positive!
Is the team going to report to acting-President Sweetheart why alt-Unity turned to the Biomass and gave up their friendship or is alt-Unity just going to show up with a draft Buckley-porn manuscript and they’ll discuss it together?
Or perhaps he is insane and is the one with the telekinesis and just believes Sundance gives him telekinetic slaps. Split personality plus psychic powers would make for some fun evenings around the campfire.
Say, which Carbondale are they going to? There are ten of ’em. From skimming back through the archives (on GoComics; I’m having a minor issue with loading this page), probably they left through the one in Pennsylvania…but the Second Gate room was filled with cyanide gas in one universe and zombie axolotls in another. The Carbondale in California is much closer…
well then
So, Sundance is intelligent but doesn’t talk, but is however telekinetic.
Maybe ‘e is smart enough to not talk!
Or maybe he just lacks the proper anatomical adaptations.
Maybe his human is mute, and the dog has been a ventriloquist this whole time. A skill they’d practice inbetween fine-tuning the TK tricks.
No biogenetically engineered vocal chords.
So Sundance isn’t the dog that never barked after all.
My first thought was “well, why didn’t you use it when it could have been useful” but perhaps his telekinesis isn’t really powerful enough for anything beyond administering admonitory bitchslaps.
Tomorrow my day will be made somewhat better as I indulge my mind in little fantasies concerning telekinetic bitchslaps and
the hellish slacker I work withmy coworker. Gotta think positive!OUCH!! That hurt. :\ Leave me out of the sanity requirement, Sundance.
Also, MY universe doesn’t make sense, so why should that one?
Is the team going to report to acting-President Sweetheart why alt-Unity turned to the Biomass and gave up their friendship or is alt-Unity just going to show up with a draft Buckley-porn manuscript and they’ll discuss it together?
Maybe a good telekinetic slap is how they fixed Nick.
So Wonko the Sane is sane.
As for Sundance’s timing, you have to remember that the swamp never did anything bad to him.
Or perhaps he is insane and is the one with the telekinesis and just believes Sundance gives him telekinetic slaps. Split personality plus psychic powers would make for some fun evenings around the campfire.
Perhaps the ability is to “inject sense” and the “slap” is merely a side-effect?
Say, which Carbondale are they going to? There are ten of ’em. From skimming back through the archives (on GoComics; I’m having a minor issue with loading this page), probably they left through the one in Pennsylvania…but the Second Gate room was filled with cyanide gas in one universe and zombie axolotls in another. The Carbondale in California is much closer…
The one next door to Springfield.
His slap is worse than his bark?
Whelp, this explains how he keeps getting into the compost.