Shaenon: Because I have my finger on the pulse of what’s cool and hip, this month’s wallpaper is inspired by vintage seed catalogues. Thank you.

As usual, if you make a donation in any amount to the Skin Horse Tip Jar, or contribute any amount to our Patreon, we’ll give you a link to this wallpaper, designed for two computer desktop sizes and cell phones. Patreon contributors will continue to receive new wallpaper for the length of their contribution.

You’ll also receive this bonus September wallpaper from the archives:

Channing: Surely this will get us noticed by the Algorithm! That’s a thing, right?

Man, I so love the idea of Helen Narbon angrily confronting a store clerk with a “Certified non-GMO” product and demanding to know what the hell this is.