Shaenon: I like drawing little chibi people.  Sue me.

Channing: Tip, you do not like this feature because you do not like things that are totally wicked great.  Are you also unlike Tip, and thus agree that this is totally wicked great?  Become a Patreon subscriber at the $15/monthly level and achieve both (a) the right to submit your own questions for this feature and (b) amazing levels of gratitude, the likes of which I will demonstrate here:

Thanks so much, James!