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2013-01-07

by shaenon on January 7, 2013 at 12:00 am
Chapter: Railway Children
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  1. Ebony Sable
    January 7, 2013, 12:21 am | # | Reply

    Hang on, Sweetheart already has one hole in her head? When did she get that?

    • brian-m
      January 7, 2013, 12:26 am | # | Reply

      She has several holes in her head already. Mouth, ears, nostrils.
      The other “listed item” that she doesn’t want in addition to a new hole in the head is Violet Bee’s help.

  2. Towering Barbarian
    January 7, 2013, 12:23 am | # | Reply

    No, no, no! Unity, how impractical can you be? You don’t *wait* for Sweetheart to fall asleep in order to do something like that. You *put* her to sleep in order to do something like that! ^_^;

    In matters of Mad Science, proper procedure is always important!!!!! @_@

    • Efogoto
      January 7, 2013, 6:39 am | # | Reply

      Don’t say “*put* her to sleep” in Sweetheart’s hearing. Dogs hate that phrase.

  3. Eddurd
    January 7, 2013, 3:44 am | # | Reply

    “Unity, where did that mallet come from?”
    “Whaddaya mean? Mallets just happen.”

    (TUNE: “All I Know”, Art Garfunkel)

    Don’t need you! Don’t need Bee!
    ‘Cause you act too evilly!
    “Yeah, I need you,” our Sweetheart said,
    “Like a hole … in my frikkin’ head!”

    “We need you,” Sweetheart said,
    “Like another hole in head!
    Because on you, we can’t depend!
    You’re a hole … at the other end!”

     Now she says to you, “Whatcha gonna do?”
     Take your skull and punch a tidy hole right through!
     ’Cause mallets just appear … when you need ’em to!

    But we don’t want holes, and we don’t want Bee!
    Don’t want either, Unity!
    Don’t need Bee, to beat GODOT!
    How we’ll win, well I just don’t know …

  4. Dr. steve
    January 7, 2013, 5:12 am | # | Reply

    mallets happen!

    • Nebulous
      January 7, 2013, 3:36 pm | # | Reply

      With mallets aforethought.

  5. W..
    January 7, 2013, 7:24 am | # | Reply

    Mallets come from hammer space.

    • davidbreslin
      January 7, 2013, 10:31 am | # | Reply

      Unity also seems to have access to StakeSpace. Haven’t seen that since Buffy.

    • Some Guy
      January 7, 2013, 1:37 pm | # | Reply

      So, is hammer space the three dimensions orthogonal to hammer time?

      • Manifesta
        January 7, 2013, 5:21 pm | # | Reply

        I was going to comment, but I can’t touch this.

  6. Sebbo
    January 7, 2013, 9:30 am | # | Reply

    “Where did you get that gun, Max?”
    “None of your damn business, Sam.”

  7. Saberbeam
    January 7, 2013, 1:09 pm | # | Reply

    Apparently when you work with Unity long enough, you develop eyes in the back of your head. Or maybe that comes from working in the same building with the Department of Irradiation?

  8. Altessia
    January 7, 2013, 1:12 pm | # | Reply

    Look at those ears! I just want to floof them up and down now.

  9. Shadowmehr
    January 7, 2013, 4:13 pm | # | Reply

    Now, U.N.I.T.Y. having a hammer is no surprise. Surprising is that she doesn’t bring it out more often.

    But why would a Frankenstein like her have a stake? Has Skin Horse dealt with vampires before? (Probably not, with their luck Tip would meet the female version of Count Orlok.) (Not that it would stop him.)

  10. Chromatographic
    January 7, 2013, 5:32 pm | # | Reply

    … Am I the only one who at first thought the chisel in Unity’s hand was an ice cream cone? I had to look three times to register that it wasn’t.

    • BMunro
      January 7, 2013, 10:58 pm | # | Reply

      I think you need some ice cream.

  11. BMunro
    January 7, 2013, 11:13 pm | # | Reply

    Now Unity is reminding me of the Beeserker… http://www.beeserker.com/comics/the-apology/

  12. WJS
    September 25, 2017, 11:09 am | # | Reply

    I hope that the others listen to Sweetheart here – when has the villain ever not double-crossed the heroes in a situation like this?

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