There’s always the risk of snark backlash. He knew what he was getting into. Besides, I bet zombies have a better union than IT guys, so it may come out better in the end for him.
His moment of clarity was…TOO LATE to save him from being devoured. (Well, there’s a change he’ll get out of this situation, but my money’s on being dinner. It’s funnier that way, at least to me.)
If there is an orientation course for working with zombies, I’m pretty sure this guy skipped it (probably to work on a fully functioning portal gun or some such).
(TUNE: “The Muffin Man”, traditional)
I tell you that there’s nothin’, man!
There’s nothin’, man!
There’s nothin’, man!
I tell you that there’s nothin’, man!
I’ve got the only brain!
I know that things are tough, an’ man,
They’re rough, an’ man,
I’m gruff, an’ man,
No brains with pumpkin stuffin’, man!
I’ve got the only brain!
Machine is down, the screen is dark!
At you I bark,
But then I hark,
I just should not have said, with snark,
I’ve got the only brain!
The zombies’ hunger is unbound!
An eerie sound
Will now surround!
There’s not enough to go around!
I’ve got the only brain!
Man, I feel sorry for that guy.
There’s always the risk of snark backlash. He knew what he was getting into. Besides, I bet zombies have a better union than IT guys, so it may come out better in the end for him.
True, true.
That’s a beautifully spelled/drawn “Braaiins”.
I give him even odds. He’s tech support and is armed with a screwdriver. That’s a powerful combination.
He probably also has a Leatherman. IT dudez have skillz!
I hope you’ve enjoyed your fifteen panels of fame, Prodigal.
I’ve only used 12 of those; I might manage to find a way out of this…
His moment of clarity was…TOO LATE to save him from being devoured. (Well, there’s a change he’ll get out of this situation, but my money’s on being dinner. It’s funnier that way, at least to me.)
Hey, not just dinner… but dinner and a floorshow!
If there is an orientation course for working with zombies, I’m pretty sure this guy skipped it (probably to work on a fully functioning portal gun or some such).
But this is exactly what the handout says to tell the zombies. He just checked it a moment ago….
Cue the Benny Hill music!
Apparently you don’t need a brain to work in IT, as this guy is about to demonstrate far too graphically.
I work in IT, so I can say this.
Mad Tech support requires a brain – but because it’s Mad, not so much on the “common sense” part of things.
Mad Tech Support requires a brain. But no-one said it had to be your own.
Famous last words